Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13

A normal day hanging on the street
Saw something green with big webbed
Feet
I said 'hey man, hey you'
Aren't you the creature from the black
Lagoon?
He looked at me and he started to laugh
He said please son, no autographs
He said I got no time for you
'Cause I'm the creature from the black
Lagoon
Be careful what you say or do
Just one wrong move and he might
Kill... you
What do you do
When the creature's in front of you?
I just saw the creature from the black
Lagoon
People started to point and stare
Hey there's the creature over there
He said I gotta run I'll see ya soon
'Cause I'm the creature from the black
Lagoon