Miranda Lambert

[Verse 1]
I am not the kind you take home to mama
I am not the kind to wear no ring
Somehow I always get stronger
When I'm on my second drink
Even though I hate to admit it
Sometimes I smoke cigarettes
The Christian folks say I should quit it
And I just smile and say "God Bless"
[Chorus]
Because I heard Jesus He drank wine
And I bet we'd get along just fine
He could calm a storm and heal the blind
And I bet He'd understand a heart like mine
[Verse 2]
Daddy cried when he saw my tattoo
But said he loved me anyway
My brother got the brains of the family