Flight Of The Conchords

Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone, she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again
Jan met another man
Leeza got amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
Ooh we can eat cereal
He'll lose interest fast
His relationships never last
Shut up girlfriends from the past
He says he'll do one thing
And then he goes and does another thing
Oh
Who organised all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir and got them to sing?
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh ah-ah-ah
Mmm shut up
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh ah-ah-ah
Shut up girlfriends from the past
Mimi will no longer see me
Britney, Britney hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie
There must be fifty way that lovers have left me
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing
It could just float away on the breeze
He said the same thing to me
How can we ever know
We've found the right person in this world?
He means he looks at other girls
Love is a mystery
It does not follow a rule
This guy is a fool
He'll always be a boy
He's a man who never grew up
I thought I told you to shut u-u-up
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh ah-ah-ah
Mona you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany
Would you like a little cereal?
Who organised this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown? Was it you Carol Brown?
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around
Do do
Do do do do
Do do do
Stick around
Do do
Do do do do
Stick around
Do do
Do do do do
Do do do
Stick around
Do do
Do do do do
Do do do
Stick around