Flight Of The Conchords

Some people say that rappers don't have feelings
We have feelings
We have feelings
Some people say that we are not rappers
We're rappers
That hurts our feelings
Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We're vincible
We're vincible
What you are about to hear are true stories
Real experiences
Autobiographical raps
Things that happened to us
All true
Bring the rhymes!
I make a meal for my friends
Try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious
Create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize asshole
No one even mentions my casserole
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
You could've said something nice about my profiteroles
Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive
But every suit I tried was too big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
I'm not gonna wear a ladies wet suit
I'm a man!
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
Get me a small man's wetsuit, please
It's my birthday 2003
Waiting for a call from my family
They forgot about me
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
I call my friends, say "Let's go into town!"
But they're all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends
They're all in town
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
They're all lined up to watch that movie
"Maid in Manhattan"
Have you even been told your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called homo 'cause in school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Tears of a rapper
Don't wanna make a rapper cry then watch what you say
I'm crying tears of a rapper
Pouring like the bullets of my AK
Gold-plated tears of a rapper
These are the tears of a rapper now
These are diamond tears of a rapper
These are the bullet-proof, 24-carat gold tears
Of a rapper