Dangerous Toys

Seein double, livin single
Night club frustrated tryin to mingle
Theres a girl dancin over there
Shes got very fascinating hair
But I cant work up the nerve to do my schpeel
With my big foot stuck in my mouth
I end up talkin like a heel
Cuz Im a loser, not a schmoozer
And a no luck in woman cruiser
Im a dog without a leash, a jigsaw puzzle lookin for a piece
Im a kid without a toy, I am the worlds forgotten boy
Why cant I work up a silly nerve to talk no shit
Like a square peg, stuck in a hole, I just dont fit
Cuz Im a loser, not a schmoozer
And a no luck woman cruiser
Not a wheeler or a dealer
Shes on a pedestal and Im a kneeler
Im a loser and a boozer
Im a loser, not a schmoozer
Never ever gonna be a chooser
The prince of fools, the king of pain
Its enough to drive a poor man insane
Im lookin hard but I fear
Another lonely night bartender gimme a beer
Why do I even try, I get the same old line
She said my boyfriends much bigg than you
I said what a waste of time
Oh my God that girl just winked at me
So I worked up my courage, feels like Im gonna pee
I said baby, she just froze
She said did your mother dress you
Whered you get those clothes
[ Loser Lyrics ]