Les Savy Fav

Smells like leather, tastes like sweat,
tie up the horses for a tet-a-tet.
Tight braids, thighs ache,
you whisper to me, "This is no mistake."
You made me shake, you made me shiver,
you made me gasp when you grasped my withers.
How many times did you think you could cantor past my house,
before I called you to my stable for a little mouth to mouth?
Now Im peeling off your jodhpurs,
and youre peeling off my common senses,
and youre using all your dirty words,
dragging me into your sweet consensus.
Jet black boots, whip stiff crop,
once we started we just couldnt stop.
Foreplay, forelocks,
four legs stripped but for their socks.
Now youve got me in the saddle
and youve got me chomping bit.
Now youre tugging on my bridal
and Im eager to submit.
And you whisper in my ear
that, "Youve got an idea and it starts down here..."
Easy now, Ease in, out.
Ease in, out -- Right Now!
[ The Equestrian Lyrics ]