Scouting For Girls

Staying in again on a Saturday night
I'm gonna settle on the sofa and turn down the lights
I've got 900 channels, but there's nothing to see
No wonder everybody thinks they should be on TV
We all wanna be famous
Be our face on the screen
Read our name in the papers
Everybody wants to be on TV
Na na na na na na na na na na
Everybody wants to be on TV
Forget Audrey Hepburn
Forget Bettie Davis
I want to be known just for being famous
I can't act, I can't dance, I can't sing, can't you see?
But I'm young and I'm pretty and that's all that you need
We all wanna be famous
Be our face on the screen
Read our name in the papers
Everybody wants to be on TV