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Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learned
degree, and some of your friends think thats stupid of me, but its
nothing that I care about.
Well I dont know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of
mathematics well I want none, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, but
I know one things and thats I love you. When their logic grows cold
and all thinking gets done, youll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of
Simpleton.
I cant have been there when brains were handed round (please be
upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton), or get past the cover of your
books profound (please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton), and
some of your friends thinks its really unsound that youre ever seen
talking to me.
Well I dont know how to write a big hit song, and all crossword
puzzles well I just shun, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, but I
know one thing and thats I love you.
Im not proud of the fact that I never learned much, just feel I
should say, what you get is all real, I cant put on an act, it takes
brains to do that anyway. (And anyway...)
And I cant unravel riddles problems and puns, how the home computer
has me on the run, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, but I know one
thing and thats I love you (I love you).
If depth of feeling is a currency (please be upstanding for the
Mayor of Simpleton), then Im the man who grew the money tree (no
chain of office and no hope of getting one), some of your friends are
too brainy to see that theyre paupers and thats how theyll stay.
Well I dont know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel
prizes that Ive never won, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, but I
know one things and thats I love you. When all logic grows cold and
all thinking gets done, youll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of
Simpleton. Youll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
Youll be warm in the arms of the Mayor. (Please be upstanding for
the Mayor of Simpleton.)
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