Ben Folds Five

Everyone gather round now, sing us a song
Just in case by tomorrow, it happens hes gone
For two weeks and seven days our fair foreign friend
I have this feeling we might never see Steven again
But we thought he was gone
And now hes come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the jokes wearing thin
Cause everyone knows now, that every night now
Will be Stevens last night in town
Hes charmed everyone here, except Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him her innermost secrets
Won us over with stories about Linda McCartney
Lost points with the ladies for saying he couldnt
Love a woman with cellulite
We were talking bout something, seems like was funny
And then Steven got quiet, I think Steven was mad
Maybe he wasnt mad, but we felt very strange
In the moment, but the moment was passed
And forgotten about
[ Stevens Last Night In Town Lyrics ]