Afroman

On the 1st Day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
200 Reds and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
3 pounds of Grass, 200 Reds and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass,
200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash,
3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!
, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass,
200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
7 white's a buzzing,6 Joints a smoking,
5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash,
3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
8 spoons a snorting, 7 whites a buzzing,
6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!
, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass,
200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
9 Caps a dropping, 8 spoons a snorting,
7 whites a buzzing, 6 Joints a smoking,
5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash,
3 pounds of grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
10 peyote buttons, 9 caps a dropping,
8 spoons a snorting, 7 whites a buzzing,
6 Joints a smoking, 5 VALIUMS!
, 4 grams of Hash, 3 pounds of grass,
200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
11 Magic Mushrooms, 10 peyote buttons,
9 caps a dropping, 8 spoons a snorting,
7 whites a buzzing, 6 Joints a smoking,
5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash,
3 pounds of Grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.
On the 12th day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me, 12 Kits a dripping,
11 Magic Mushrooms, 10 peyote buttons,
9 caps a dropping, 8 spoons a snorting,
7 whites a buzzing, 6 Joints a smoking,
5 VALIUMS!, 4 grams of Hash,
3 pounds of Grass, 200 Reds, and a Tab of Yellow Sunshine LSD.