Rodney Atkins

Drivin??? through town just my boy and me
With a ???Happy Meal??? in his booster seat
Knowin??? that he couldn???t have the toy ???til his nuggets were gone.
A green traffic light turned straight to red
I hit my brakes and mumbled under my breath.
His fries went a flyin???, and his orange drink covered his lap
Well, then my four year old said a four letter word
It started with ???S??? and I was concerned
So I said, ???Son, now where???d you learn to talk like that????
Chorus:
He said, I???ve been watching you, dad ain???t that cool?
I???m your buckaroo, I wanna be like you.
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are.
We got cowboy boots and camo pants
Yeah, we???re just alike, hey, ain???t we dad
I want to do everything you do.
So I???ve been watching you.
We got back home and I went to the barn
I bowed my head and I prayed real hard
Said, ???Lord, please help me help my stupid self.???
Just this side of bedtime later that night
Turnin??? on my son???s Scooby-doo nightlight.
He crawled out of bed and he got down on his knees.
He closed his little eyes, folded his little hands