Lynn Anderson

(Christmas toys all over the place little Johnny wears a funny smile on his face
Johnny has a secret and the secret he must share
He wants to tell somebody so he tells his teddy bear)
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the misteltoe last night
She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen