Blink 182

Its christmas eve and Ive only wrapped two fuckin presents
It`s christmas eve and Ive only wrapped two fuckin presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And Ill never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
Ill never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
Ill never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
Ill never talk to you again,
Ill never talk to you again
Its Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin hot dogs
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin hot dogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
Hes always fuckin shittin his pants
And Ill never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
Ill never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
Ill never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
Ill never talk to you again,
Ill never talk to you again
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