Toby Keith

I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a little two bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand since they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(Ooh yeah, the Taliban, ooh, the Taliban baby, oh yeah)
Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooh the Taliban, baby)
But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride camel, ride
My old lady, she'll be here with me, just smilin' right by my side
We should do just fine down around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
I know where you coming from brother
This is a patriotic love song, so y'all feel free
To salute if ya want to, I give ya permission
Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and fight untill the very bloody end
Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said
"Now, you son's a bitches you better not be doin
Any business with the Taliban"
So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
Until those big US jets came flyin' in one night
They dropped little bombs all over theer Holy Land
Man, you should have seen 'em run like rabbits, they ran (the Taliban)
You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride camel, ride
My old lady, she'll be here with me, just smilin right by my side
We should do just fine down around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
We'll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to The Taliban
Taliban