Weird Al Yankovic

Met this fine young thing at the local Circle K.
She made a date for a half past eight, and I said, What the hey.
So I journeyed to her crib, and I let myself inside.
That chick was slouched down on the couch. I think her brain was fried.
Couldn't figure it out, she wouldn't even look at me.
Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotized. Cold glued to her TV.
Said, What's your problem, baby doll? Let's have a little fling.
She said, Hey, you fool, now just be cool.
I'm watchin' that Gilligan's Isle Thing.
Isle Thing.
Isle Thing.
Watchin' all night. Must've been a marathon.
I was bummin', those shows kept comin'. Here's what was goin' on.
These castaways were stranded on this island out at sea.
One of 'em called Gilligan said, Let's name it after me!
He'd mess up every rescue. Man, that first mate was illin'.
If I was one of them castaways, I think I'd probably kill him.
Just about that time, the telephone began to ring.
She said, Just let it, my machine'll get it.
We're watchin' the Gilligan's Isle Thing.
Isle Thing.
She loves that Gilligan's Isle Thing.
Isle Thing.
Please, baby baby, please.
I liked the professor. He always saved their butts.