Crash Test Dummies

Ive been aching to sneeze
Begging please, pretty please
But I cant get the thing to come out
Ive been down on my knees
Ive been pissing on trees
But the evil thing just wont come out
Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby
Ive been waking at dawn
With the big bird on
And I cant make the thing go away
Ive been throwing up drinks
In the toilets and sinks
But it just sticks around anyway