Wheatus

Christopher calls me
He calls me complaining
HeжЉЇ already waited too long to begin
The world is on one side
And I'm on the other
And I read in a magazine
And I am what I is
I am....
Brian the actor
That he does on Saturdays
In nothing but a bowtie
He would bring me a drink
He tells me he sweats it
Like pig in a blanket
And I ran out of toothpicks
But I don't have a thing
And I am
Oooooh...
Well autumn will come
And everyone loves you when you've already won
And I'm here to tell you that I don't care if up turns you down
Just to hear you say I am what I am
When I am what I is
I am what I am
When I am what I is