Weird Al Yankovic

I used to think my life was so empty,
I used to think life was passing me by.
I was just about ready,
To curl up and die.
But one day I got a visit,
From the cable company,
They hooked me up, plugged me right in,
And now I've got cable TV.
And so I get to watch...
The stock report in Korean,
Midget wrestling on channel 3,
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em,
Yeah, but that's OK with me....
I got cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
Eighty-three channels of ecstacy,
I love my cable TV yeah,
Love my cable TV.
I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network,
The news and weather from Peru,
I got celebrity hockey,
And raquetball channel two.
Bug Bunny direct from Atlanta,
Mr. Wizard is on at five.