Weird Al Yankovic

I finally made it through med school.
Somehow I made it through.
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
I was last in the class,
Barely passed at the institute.
Now I'm tryin' to avoid
Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid
A malpractice suit.
Hey, like a surgeon,
Cuttin' for the very first time.
Like a surgeon,
Organ transplants are my line.
Better give me all your gauze, nurse,
This patient's fading fast.
Complications have set in,
Don't know how long he'll last.
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate.
I'll pull his insides out.
Pull his insides out,
And see what he ate.