Barenaked Ladies

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh alcohol I still drink to your health
I love you more,
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
That’s what I’m talking about
Forget the cafe lattes
Screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you
A G and T for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve
Like my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Oh alcohol
Would you please forgive
For while I cannot love myself
I’ll use something else