Barenaked Ladies

If I were you (and I wish that I were you)
All the things I'd do to make my self turn blue
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes
Tie my panty hose around my neck
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I'll be that girl--and you would be right over
It I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there's be no tomorrow
If you will not have me as myself
perhaps as someone else
perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
Then even a eunuch wont resist
The magic of a kiss from such as you
Chorus
Its time to kick off your shoes
learn how to choose sadness
Its time to throw off those chains
addle our brains
with madness
'Cause we've got plenty of time
to grow old and die
But when at last your beauty's faded
you'll be glad that I have wiated for you
When you're done
with being beautiful and young
When the course is run, then come to me
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