Crash Test Dummies

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
Do not put a fork
In the toaster while it is hooked up-
Or look out!
I did and I got caught in the current
It pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight
There are many dangers
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a look out
Remember all the rules they have for everything
When its very, very cold out
Do not put your tongue
On cold metal things, for example:
Stop signs!
I did and I had to pull some skin off
And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night