Crash Test Dummies

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver
You shake his hand, and hope hes feeling well
The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar
Like eating herring where the sun does not go down
Our driver calculates what time well hit town
And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines
Plumbing often varies in the various different countries
I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets
Ill have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails
And then Ill squat down for a wash to end the day
Our driver recommends we try the souffle