The Lonely Island

Kings of the pussy, pounding our rooskies,
Banging chicks right there in the sand,
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots and marry a man!
Who wanna do a shot? (we do),
I'm gonna get fucked up (me too),
We came for a week, we are kings of the beach,
Spend water on the girls (King Jersey crew),
Cancun, party down, ?, another round,
?, crack a brew, marry a man!
Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies,
Making girls kiss, marry a man!
Giant sombreros, show us your titties,
Creatine shakes, marry a man!
(SPRING BREAK Y'ALL! )
Oh shit! I'm too fucked up! Puking round, that's what's up!
Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke off her ass!
Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the dance stalls,
Trade these beads for their braaa!