The Lonely Island

[Intro:]
- Okay everyone,
Welcome to grammar class.
Today we're learning about semicolons.
- Ooo, ooo, ooo!
- Yes, Lonely Island?
- We use semicolons everyday.
- Can you give me an example?
- Oh, hell yeah!
[Verse 1:]
Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu.
My whole team coming clean; shampoo.
These dudes is comic relief; Whoopie.
And I'm the motherfucking monster; cookie.
When you see me better cross the street; Frogger.
Then go home and write about it; blogger
Did I do that? Urkel.
Yo Angela, Who's The Boss? Merkel.
I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard.
Then make you suck a bulls nut; ox nard.
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin.
A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon.
[Hook:]
We run these streets; stop lights.
All eyes on me; spot lights.
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top.
[Verse 2:]
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski.
Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretsky.
But Gretsky's got a big dick; clarification.
Everyone who's rude to me; Paris vacation.
My stomach's getting fat; food.
Leave trash inside my car; rude.
You're acting all Machio; Ralph.
But I'll eat all you cats; Alf.
[Hook 2:]
We run the game; umpire.
Always chase the night; young squire.
These semicolons are my light inside the dark.
[Verse 3:]
It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth.
Opposite of north, semicolon; south.
Right over your home, semicolon; attic.
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict.
[Hook 3:]
We got the game on lock; toy chest.
You're too big for your clothes; boys vest.
You know we out of control; no brakes.
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes.
When it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one.
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon.
[Outro:]
- Semicolons,
We rest our case.
- No actually those are examples of colons.
You all get F's.
- Wait, what?