Biz Markie

[Biz Markie]
Maaaan, this is the last.. record on the album
I got my man Craig Craig in the house
Kevin Dee from Midnite Express Crews in the house
Charles brothers in the house
Squig Love is in the house
Cool V on the vocal, gettin me mad
But Im gonna lil do a lil somethin like this
Check this out
One.. two.. one, two, three
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
On and on and on and on and on
Non-stop rappin to the break of dawn
Im the Biz Mark, and Im a sure shot
All of a sudden, you you you you..
I got a friend by the name of Charlie
Charlie got a wife by the name of Dolly
Dolly and Charlie got a son named Wally
And Wally got a girl by the name of Polly
Polly got a sister by the name of Molly
Molly and Polly got a mother named Holly
Father named Arthur, we call him Artie
You dont understand and Im very very sorry
Cousin named Freida, Uncle named Skeeter
Hes married to my fine Aunt Rita
who is the leader, of the merry cheaters
So, I dont greet ehr cause my Uncle dont need her
Grandma Joyce, drives a Rolls Royce
Of the family Im a favorite choice
Buddy named Homer, used to be a loner
Now he got a girl by the name of Mona
Now that Homers marries to Mona
all he does all day is bone bone bone her
Partner named Lex, get big respect
Drivin in his black 300 Z-X
Week after next, when Lex his get check
me and Lex will be chillin in the X
My girl Eleanor, went to the drugstore
to get deoderant, I figure for sure
Cause the one she used before made her underarms sore
And thats why Eleanor, dont use it no more
Her girl named Betty, who used to go with Freddie
asked me was I ready, for us to go steady
I told Betty, I wasnt ready
to go steady, cause it would hurt Freddie
A girl named Glen, shes my best friend
Known her ever since who knows when
And do you comprehend, the message that I send
of family and friends of Grandpa Ben
Like this like that like that like this
You know the Biz Marks on top of the list
I rock the house and MCsll know-a
Member when they had a place called Shanendoah?
Shanendoah, and St. Noah
Biz Markie, the def rhyme flower
Yo I would not rely on Noah
(??) all the (??) like an MC sewer
Ziga-rocka-zayga, MC say a
A different kind of rhythm of rhymin display-a
{*beatboxing*} AHH AHH AHHA AHH AHH, HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
The original B-I-Z
with the C-double-O L-V you see
Aint no other MC like me!
Cause I will rock say immediately
Thats why Im chillin in the L-I-N-D, E with the N
with the MC street
You will agree its me, cause I rock a funky beat
The, oh-riginal B, I-Z-M-A-R
K-I with the E, are a superstar
They are I am me, is it because I
know how R-A-P, no, I think its deep
cause my DJ Cool V is a rockin
and a guaranteed to rock and be always clockin
So listen to the hyper, MC fifer
Is it because, yo, Im not the type of guy
that know how to make a B-I-Z-M-A
R-K-I-and you know that the rhymes fly
Now I go on, zest and sing
Man appointed rap king make the phone sing
Im Biz Mark, the microphone king-er
Down to wreck your body, super-educated
like swinger of a rap, make your hands clap
Soon to adapt; hey - say, oh Jack
with the rhyme of the MC time
will agree its me, Aries is my sign
So is Cool V, nine-teen
Down to wreck your body and on the scene
We went to the fight with Foreman/Holyfield
All of a sudden, we saw a shield
of girls comin round with the MC sound
will agree its me, (??) just around
Just listen to the S-K-V
And aint another MC messin with me
Even though I got my haircut, down to wreck your body
and make all your girls shake your butt
Just listen dont be missin cause I wont be dissin
on Z-100, Hot 97
KISS and BLSn I got the profession of
{*beatboxing*} AHH AHH AHH, BPP, ah one, chk two and
The lesson with the rhyme of a MC time
will agree its me, Aries is my sign
I said that say once, Im not a dunce
It dont matter to me, nu-ance
was a per-fume, go and consume
is it because Im Biz and Im in a room
Just (??) to my vocal, Im not a local
Im Biz, you can call me a yokel
Im not from California, Im not from Kansas City
Im not not part of the itty titty bittie
committee with the rhyme, you will agree its me
The original, M-U-D, D-F-double-O-T hey its me
Ahh, ahh, P-E-C-E-E
I spell it wrong goin on
to the break of dawn, word is bond
It sound kind of funky, dont it Kevin?
Member when me and you used to go to 7/11
.. when Shelton worked there?
He used to give us food, and he was fair
Not because we was on the wel-fare
just because we were down, and we didnt care
But now Im a millionaire makin my rap
and Im freakin that dance, make your hands clap
Now are, you, gonna keep the vocal
B-S I hope so cause Im B(?)
[ On And On Lyrics ]