Robbie Williams

It was me and mymonkey
Him with his dungarees and rollerblades
Smoking filter tips reclining in the passenger seat of mysupercharged jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft top down
He liked the wind in his face
He said ?Son, you ever been to Vegas?? I said ?No?he said ?That?s where we?re gonna go, you need achange of place?
And when we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and theneon signs he said
?I left my wallet in El Segundo? and proceeded to taketwo grand of mine
We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay hotel
Asked the bell boy if he?d take me and my monkey as well
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile hesaid
?If your monkey?s got that kind of money sir, and we?vegot a monkey bed?
Me and monkey
With a dream and a gun
Hoping my monkey
Don?t point that gun at anyone
Me and monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand
Why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
And at the elevator I hit the 33rd floor
He had a room up top with a panoramic view it?s like nothingyou?ve ever seen before
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little monkey fingers through the yellow pages
Called up escort services and ordered some oki doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big, bad-ass baboon into my bedroom with 3 monkeywhores
?Hi, my name is Sunshine. These are my girls. Lace my palmwith silver baby oh yeah and they?ll rock your world?
So I watched pay per view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was sticking on Kurt Cobain sing about lithium
There came and knocked at the door and in walked Sunshine
?What?s up?? - ?You better get your ass inhere boy your monkey is having too much of a good time?
Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
Don?t point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey