Reggie Watts

Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb.
Run on and on and on.
Where my gerunds at?
Parenthetical, uh.
Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You take some shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while.
You take that shit up off of the wall, put it down on the floor in a glass bowl.
You take some fuck, put it up on the wall where the shit used to be.
You take that fuck up off of the wall, put it down on the floor
with the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo, here's another little piece of advice-vice
You take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, nigga
I make references to weaponry,
ancient or new.
I wear bullet-proof vests for no apparent reason
other than to create a false sense of importance
of which I could never retain on my own.
I like to create a buffer memory of incredulity
So y'all motherfuckers could never get near to me.
I'm a cartoon character.
You'll never be able to be like me! (me me)
I like women
I like women
I like the concept of a woman
I like to take that concept and reduce it to an object
I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos
Have them shake they jiggly bits so they looks like hoes
I like to take some car polish, smear it all over they asses
and buff that shit out so it looks like fresh peaches and shit.
I like to take some more of that car polish and smear it all over they tits
and buff that shit out so it looks all sparkly, like diamond necklaces and shit.
Why?
Cuz I'm a lady's man
a lady's man
a la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lady's man
I'm a materialist.
I'm a materialist.
I'll take a piece-of-shit car and I'll lower the motherfuckah;
Put some 18-inch rims on the motherfuckah;
Take some neon, put it underneath the motherfuckah
so when I roll around this town it looks like a hover (hover hover)
I like to take a flat-panel display monitor,
put one on the steering column,
one inside of the glovebox,
one on top of the dashboard,
two in back of the headrests,
one mounted in the ceiling,
two still in the motherfucking packaging, on the back seat
so when my motherfucking friends go and sit on the shit and break it (word?)
I can honestly say:
I. Just. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.
You take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Take some fuck then some shit
then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, nigga
Yo, where my girls at?
Where my girls at?
Where my grills at?
Where my grills at?
Where my girls at?
Where my girls at?
Where my grills at?
Where my grills at?
(Where is they?)
Fuck shit, fuck shit,
Fuck shit, fuck shit
Fuck shit, fuck shit,
Fuck shit, fuck shit