Vandals

You can tell Im no great planner
I ended up at the wanna be manor
wanna be manor, what a place to be
wanna be manor, its not for me
I looked in the door, opened the door
peeed on the floor, spotted a whore
drugs and filth are all around
no clean dishes can be found
if you thought that your nightmares were scary
wait till you meet the hoe called jerri
no one dragged a dead fish in the room
its spreading legs and her female perfume
I walked upstairs, I cant explain
but I got involved in a three man train
was it fun? Yeah, I guess
but I got crabs like all the rest
Daves a cool guy but hes a really a slob
lives on unemployment, and he cant get a job
go ahead and take a drink, theres nothing to fear
just make sure you sniff that beer!
Passing out is no excuse
youll be subject to abuse
some will let you hang there
Its just the pigs on their nightly visit
After busting one person each
the pigs said to move out of huntington beach
now Ill have to find a new town
or find another wanna be manor
wanna be manor
You can tell Im no great planner
I ended up at the wanna be manor
wanna be manor, what a place to be
wanna be manor, its not for me
wanna be manor
wanna be manor
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