Vandals

I see youve been feeling down
When I needed you, youve been around
So this year Ive a Christmas surprise
that will make your spirits rise...
I think back on the times, when youve always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me.
I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
and I wont forget you this year..
Its Christmas time for my penis.
I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man
I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
And Im going to give you the joy
that youve earned this year pal...
Its Christmas time for my penis.
I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
Its Christmas time for my penis.
I know youve been feeling down,
all pent up its so hard to breathe
Dont fret this Christmas-
youll get the attention you need
I love you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
well get whores and pornography-
your special holiday, pal...
Its Christmas time for my penis.
[ Christmas Time For My Penis Lyrics ]