Vandals

Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls
She said hes just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls
Well I didnt think twice about him- I just figured him for gay
I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away
I told her I dont give a damn Bon Jovis finally here
Im not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer
But you go on ahead why dont you take that little freak
That was my first mistake- she didnt come back for a week
Hes a long hair havin, back stabbin, lyin, cheatin, dirty little freakin
get along-with-the-girl-lookin fool
Well that silly little freak, Id like to give him a beatin
Left me standin here like a fool
She took me to a party where she said thered be afew kegs
More like winecooler drinkin make-up sportin Bauhaus stickers with legs
"Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" I said, "Ask me if I care,
All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then I hit him with my chair
So if your honey fancies hippies well heres all you need to know
Stay clear of L.A. Guns & Roses, take her to a Vandals show
Our suicidal bros will bum her out till she just cant hang
And you can party with a skinhead fox with tiny little bangs
I feel like yankin out his curls for hangin out with girls
Left me standin here like a fool
[ Long Hair Queer Lyrics ]