Ahmad

Aiyyo whats goin on its Ahmad on the microphone
Bout to tell yall about the Palladium
Me and my boys, the Joneses crew in the house
Kick it
[Ahmad]
Yo its the end of the day and its Friday (hey)
Ahmad how bout a show to the stadium (what) you know what the Palladium
(Its cool) We cant get faded, oh thats right you dont drink
but theres a better incentive, it wont cost, you know the hoe swing
Well I said guess I guess
Its better to flex than be at home watchin "Chips"
Id rather watch chicks
I flipped, looked to the right of me, tons of honies
One was a Playboy bunny, but I left her
Hugh Hefners no joke, hes too heavy for my kind
I play blind and went out lookin for my type
Thats right, my type, a cute fine girl named Sabrina
Coolin at the bar with her friend Tina
Way I was dressed, they thought I was ballin like Bobby Bonilla
Bought a pina colada and got another
Reached in my pants pocket, (??) riches (?) on paper
Saw a cutie cross the room, went on another caper
I approached her, she started havin fits
It was the pits - cause this chick thought she was the shit
My homey Kay said lets go
Ahmad aint even fadin it yall, cause its cool at the Palladium
[Chorus]
At the Palladium, yo its a great show
At the Palladium is where everybody goes [repeat both lines 3X]
At the Palladium, yo its a great show
At the Palladium.. word
[Ahmad]
Yo its Friday the Palladium (whattup) what a great show
Kids chillin like nerds couldnt get in so they sittin on curbs
Cars rollin by deep, you couldnt miss em
Tempers start stowin so brothers start throwin fists at fights
I seen night lights hit skulls and glove boxers
Rock stars in limos stretch, smokin cess
I walk in and see brothers and broads causin havoc
Havoc and mayhem both straight from the West coast
Most of the dancers are housers
Some a few freaks freakin, guys playin to get laid this weekend
Speak of the devil, better put in my bid
But first get rid of this chick, shes on my testicles
Cause Ahmad is the God, I dont test no hoes
I just maintained and step in the vestibule
Be reminiscent of disses
Im throwin body blows to weak rappers and tossin em to the fishes
Then callin Mrs., Bla Bla Blah
Mrs. So-and-So, your kid was blowin smoke so I choked him
Uhh, Im just givin my respects, leave my condolences
Like when Im bowlin, Im bowlin strikes, I never miss
yikes - I gotta go cause they flowin I think its my day
So chill and lets groove at the Palladium Friday
[Chorus]
[Ahmad]
Kick it yo Im still cool at the Palladium show
Yellin out yos with my bros and steady clockin the hoes
But now its two oclock Im ready to split
Ready to get in my Chevy to get home and start hittin it hard w/ Betty
Smith or Johnson, fuck it it dont matter
Just wanna climb inside a bladder like a ladder cut the chit chatter
Cause Im smooth, never obnoxious, chillin
Thats why ya never live to hear me rushin while Im bustin
Got honies if you got dividends or in a Benz, and I got both
So now you see me, taggin asses like graffiti
And on the next day Ill be rested, exhausted
Because I was naughty, but damn, that was a hell of a party
[Chorus]
At the Palladium, yo its a great show
At the Palladium is where everybody goes [repeat both lines 11X]
At the Palladium, yo its a great show
At the Palladium.. word
[Ahmad]
Thats Ahmad and the Joneses
We on this mic, for the nineties
We out, peace
[ The Palladium Lyrics ]