David Lee Roth

Just like the army
I was bein' all I could be
I was feelin' next to awesome
In my cleanest dirty jeans
She said
"Honey read the small print
If ya wanna be with me
When it comes to you and fashion
You're a totally emergency!
Right up the middle
Touchdown and that's the game
Extra point and you're never the same
Tight as a fiddle string
Shot right through the brain
Graspin' straws an' that ain't all
You'll slip right down her drain
Drop at a time is all ya need
Try it once but easy does it!
Satisfaction guaranteed
Try it twice, ya gotta love it!
Drop at a time is all ya need
She said, "Look, just don't touch it!"
Well, here goes one more drop in the bucket!
She wore a whole lot of not enough