Teen Idols

Johnny has a dream to make the scene
Where all he has to do is make young girls scream
Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt
Turning butter into cream
For now, hes an unknown whos content to take orders
Stocking magazines, turning fives into quarters
Soon hell make them see that hes got what it takes
When they get a look at his 14 inch snake
Hes got a job at a porno shop where he mops up for free
Oh, it may suck now
But he knows somehow
Hell see his face on a T.V. screen
Each day he drags a mop
Across the sticky peep show floor
Knowing all the time that there has to be more
Noting all the scenes from his favorite magazines
Starring girls he so adores
[ Porno Shop Lyrics ]