This Is A Standoff

The day is done, its friday night
the guys are out to watch the fight
these weekends make me awful glad
the partys coming to my pad
when I get home at runners speed
disregarding my safety
Im taken aback to my surprise
the look of date night in her eyes
watch this shit painfully, disregarding what you see
before you judge me you should know,
the fighting scenes they kinda blow
all curled up blanket socks
another tissue from the box
not what youd call a sobbing creature
watching all the bonus features
stuck in hell, its that so far
gene shalit gives this four stars
Im kinda pissed, Im kinda sour
the party starts in half an hour
worlds apart for noh and al
hes kinda bummed, he builds a house
and then I turn where no one sees
I must have choked or sneezed
watch this shit painfully, disregarding what you see
before you judge me you should know,
the fighting scenes kinda blow
all curled up blanket socks
another tissue from the box
not what youd call a sobbing creature
watching all the bonus features
and now Im reading every fucking book
theyre paid by her, she gives that look
of pride my shame, I kinda like
the scene they make out on the bike
my friends all think Im watching ufc
[ My Baby Makes Me Watch The Notebook Lyrics ]