Sublime

Let me tell you about a girl I know
had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile.
Well her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?
And she said.Wait a minute I have to think.
He said, That's fine. May I please buy you a drink
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said. If we could only please be on our way, I will not run.
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, Let's Go
He said, No Way!
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad.