Master Ace

Lets get wild
Yeah, Master Ace in the house
The whole Action Posses in the house
Ice-U-Rocks in the house, DJ Marley Marls in the house
Steady Pace is in the house, and we gonna do it like this
So many New Jacks and Jills on the hill
But only one bucket, so fuck it, they get the dills
Cause you no frills, that means your name aint household
Now watch that little mouse fold
You cant take the pressure from the cooker
Stood there looking soft, so I started hooking off
And took her, I know she used to be yours
Now shes riding on the bus with us and doing tours
Along with some other little runts
We call her a fall girl, she does so many stunts
And then she got liver, she did it with the guy that drives the bus
Now shes a screw driver
Master Ace is flipping
Your grip is slipping, its time I start stripping
Young ladies and the titles that hold em
I treat em like a pretzel: bend, stretch, and fold em
And I can do the same damage on stage
Black, white, or beige, youre gonna feel the rage
The same way the sluts with the big butts felt it
Im not a dealer but I dealt it
So if you plan on riffing when I spank ya
Be prepared to grab your ankles because
(Ace is wild!) No, not really
(Ace is wild!) Come on, youre acting silly
(Ace is wild!) You know Im just chilling
(Ace is wild!) Come on, stop illing
For whom the bell tolls, it tolls for all of those
Who lost out, cause I was at the polls
And I saw the results as they came in
So many wild-ass ones that need taming
But I hold a whip and a chair
And I dont play fair, so youd better stay there
Until I say "Jump through the fire"
But I wont get burned, I learned to admire
>From way across the room first
And after I study, buddy, thats when I kick a verse
Thats high powered, you got devoured
By the jaws of death, you little coward
Scared to step in this arena
Where the grass is greener, youre looking meaner and meaner
But your look aint scaring me away
So I just stay and say words to make your head sway
Capital A-C-E, boy
Serving the masses, youd better take some classes
If you want to hang with this here
And if you get near, Ill eat you like a pear (Crunch)
But I dont really eat a lot of fruit
So say "ahh" (Mmmmmmph!) Now dont you look cute?
(Ace is wild!) Nah, no Im not
(Ace is wild!) I just like to bug a lot
(Ace is wild!) Leave me alone
(Ace is wild!) Turn up the microphone
(Ace is wild!) Yeah...
Mr. Gangster, who you trying to kid?
Fake, flam, and fess and dress the way you did
This is a microphone war
You say youre well-known, but what are you known for?
A porno flick and a hard dick
And always bragging about the girls you stick
Title for king? Yo I dont compete for that
Paid your dues? Let me see a reciept for that
Somebody put you on yesterday
And you fess today, and thats just the way
A sucker is supposed to operate
Just turn on my mic and Im straight
Now you fronting like you got a million Gs
Just because you sold a couple of LPs
Now you walking around thinking youre the man
Cause you bought a little suit from Dapper Dan
But so what? You still aint dapper
Holding the mic makes you look like a rapper
But youre just a sloppy copy cat
Front on me and Im a hit you with a bat
Bottom of the nineth, two out, and Im at the plate
And SMACK! Over the left field gate
Thats where your head goes, youre Rudolph the Red Nosed
And you cant join in, you shouldnt have said those
Rhymes that sound so merrily merrily
Since youre soft like poundcake from Sarah Lee
I might cut a slice, then say "What a nice
Sucker to gobble up with beans and rice"
You fat little rat from the sewer
I eat you like a meal, pass you like maneuer
Put you in the garden where my flower grows
Then wheres your power? Tell me where your power goes
Somebody does your dirty work for you
Throw up your hands like a man so I can floor you
And oh, if you pull a jammie
You can run from Brooklyn to Miami
From Miami to Nevada
Youd better have a lotta, I mean a whole knot of
Payola, cause Im about to roll a
Mic like a cess joint, so brother heres a bowl of
Pride, now eat it up
Cause I get kind of wild when I heat it up
(Ace is wild!) Nah, not really
(Ace is wild!) Come on, youre acting silly
(Ace is wild!) You know Im just chilling
(Ace is wild!) Yo yo yo, stop illing
(Ace is wild!) No, Im not
(Ace is wild!) I feel kinda hot
(Ace is wild!) But Im not acting wild
(Ace is wild!) You know that aint my style
(Ace is wild!) You know Im just cooling
(Ace is wild!) And also Im ruling
(Ace is wild!) I aint messing with nobody
(Ace is wild!) I just wanna have a party
(Ace is wild!) No, no
(Ace is wild!) Come on, yo
(Ace is wild!) Its me and Marley Marl
(Ace is wild!) And Im the Music Man, yall
[ Ace Iz Wild Lyrics ]