Screeching Weasel

on the other side of town
where the real cool kids go
to sit around
and talk bad, about the other kids
yeah it's a real cool club
and you're not part of it
There's millie, pickles and
pattycakes too
and cubby's making mean jokes about you
ha ha, ya little twit
yeah it's a real cool club
and you're not part of it
They're a real cool bunch
of die fledermausketeers
and they'll laugh at the toughskin
your mom got you from sears
you dork they'll never let you in