Steve Vai

Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I dont care where it goes
And it dont matter if youre straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you dont have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, youll be humpin away
Fuck yourself with your neighbors nose
If you cant use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know youve been to this show
If you cant take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I dont care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh theyre full of fuckin fuckin shit
I mean you know weve been lied to ever since we were born
Its amazing that weve been getting fucked that long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey Im talkin to you
If you cant even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
Ill give it to you later when were all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Dont get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
Hell be fuckin them til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isnt white, but it isnt black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I dont know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think theyre holier than Moses
But arent they just a bunch of fuckin posers
Fuck yourself with your mothers jewelry
I wont tell, I aint a stooly
If you pounce hard enough youll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself til youre blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
Theyre fucking you and thats a fact
Before you know it your moneys all spent
And youve just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
Youre the only one thats getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself til you cant even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Lets get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face
[ Fuck Yourself Lyrics ]