Steve Vai

Now stevie, now dont be nervous, honey, o.k.? Im gonna go in & im
Gonna introduce you & then youre gonna come in with your guitar & youre
Gonna play that nice, nice music you were telling me about; & while youre
Doing that, Ill be sitting in the back of the. well have such a good time,
So dont you be nervous, honey. it will relaw everybody, & well be so happy.
Im gonna go n now. Ill introduce you, o.k.? heads up! now you kids you,
All of you, calm down. thats good, o.k. everyone in your own seat, thats
Good. o.k., now, little stevie vai is going to play a composition on the
Guitar. he wrote it all by himself. o.k., stevie, bring your three friends
Up, they can play with you. that seve vai, what a nice little boy. {i wrote
This song for all my friends. when I grow up, Im gonna be a famous rock
n roll guitar player.} love it. eh, he, he, go ahead. {and this is my
Whammy bar. and its gonna be loud.} dont you think thats a bit loud?
Boys!!! its getting too loud! youre getting out of control, boys. stevie,
Now calm down class, calm down. mr. vai, youve got to turn it down...
{what did you say, you want me to turn it down? you mean down like this...}
(boys, what happened to that nice music? ) that sounds like noise mr. vai.
And I want it stopped! youve all got detention. {uh, oh, here comes
Trouble.} ayy. vai, are you outta your mind? you, guys, ya dont back off.
Ya must be crazy! Im gonna flip-out. Im tellin you. if this is my