Smartbomb

Theres a lloyd in every city
theres a lloyd in every town
theres a lloyd in every country
yeah you see this guy around
theres a lloyd in every room
heres looking at you
sketchy scurvy scheister bastard
pedophile dungeon master
fuckin greedy
fuckin crook
you will never book my band
avoid the lloyd
the marquee is the laugh
youre charging six bucks a draft
ten bucks at the door
for ten shitty bands
youve never heard before
avoid the lloyd
[ Avoid The Lloyd Lyrics ]