Something Corporate

I have a story, a bitter anthem
for everyone to hear
about this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me,
and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
cause' I can't get him off my back
If you see Jordan, If you see Jordan
He makes me sick, He makes me sick
High schools over, High schools over
And you still won't quit
You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said
to yell at you like I did at all the girls
You drove home real quick,
did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one to many of you in this world
If you see Jordan, If you see Jordan