Snfu

He had an itch that wouldnt stop
He caught it from someone who didnt wash
He had a nest for a crotch
He had one big piece of hot property
Hes just a kid
The Kwellada kid
He had an itch
Only kwellada could fix
He was afraid to drop his pants
He was embarrassed by the nasty rash
It was in the shape of all of Italy
His penis was his scratching post
Hes going back to the town
Hes gonna hunt that creature down
Hes gonna pull its panties down
and eat those crabs for lunch
[ The Kwellada Kid Lyrics ]