The Smiths

All streets are crammed with things
eager to be held
I know what hands are four
and I'd like to help myself
you ask me the time
but I sense something more
and I would like to give you
what I think you are asking for
you handsome devil
you handsome devil
Let me get my hands
on your mammary glands
let me get your head
on the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say
I crack the whip
and you skip
but you deserve it
A boy in the bush
is worth two in the hand
I think I can help you get through your exams
(refrain)
And when we're in your scholarly room
who will swallow whom?
(refrain)
There's more to life than books, who know
but not much more.