Real Mckenzies

i hate my band they are what i am
theyre filthy deceitful from fire to pan
and when i look back on what theyve done to my life
theyve cost me my dog, my job, and my wife
i hate my band more than you could know
they take yer mother and coercer to sew
the holes in their socks and even their kilts
theyve spoiled the mil before its been spilt
but dont get me wrong theyre goods lads at heart
halos and horns, they got pitchforks and harps
im singin you the story so that it be told
i toured as a young man, they made me old
i hate my band its always the same
they waste all my time and they force me to play
when the concert is over the music is done
we constantly battle cuz its half the fun
but dont get me wrong theyre goods lads at heart
halos and horns, they got pitchforks and harps
im singin you the story so that it be told
i toured as a young man, they made me old
i hate my band for all and for one
if we didnt sing it thered be nae song at all
when finally alone and safe in my grave
i comfort to know that i may have escaped
so do me a favor when ive played my hand
inscribe on my tombstone "i hate my band."
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