Pinhead Gunpowder

Oh, what a tiny boy
A little tiny boy
A big lifestyle change for me
He keeps us very busy
Oh, what a child he is
He says the smartest things
Of all the people I have met
He is the most interesting
An old friend
A Letter from an old friend
Letter from an old friend
I got a high-paying job
Pays for the private schools
With the child's future in mind
We decided to move
We got a lovely place
A pretty place to be
Two bedrooms, small but safe
Overlooking the lake
An old friend
A Letter from an old friend
Letter from an old friend
Letter from an old friend
A Letter from an old friend (an old friend)
A Letter from an old friend (an old friend)
Letter from...