Nuclear Rabbit

I was riding on the bus just north of Petaluma
When a women sat next to me
Her smelly body odor was enough to make me throw her
Out the window onto the street
Her wretched armpit hair was in my face
She shit her pants, potato chips in her teeth...
Molly Ringworm crawling up your ass Molly Ringworm
Molly Ringworm the stench of decompinstation Molly Ringworm
A constant flow of flatulent air was streaming
from her behind
She was chewing gum from the bottom of the seat
When would this torture cease
So I stood right up and asked very nicely
if she could stop farting and control her anal gasses