Nomeansno

How many notes could post man post, if a post man could post notes?
Here's a clue: there's nothing new just a hell of a lot more of what came before
Like shit on a stick or cum on toast, like "Hey, lawdy mama, I love you the most." - But
Try not to choke and try not to gag, I have your balls in a sling and your cock in a bag
And if those fat bull frogs won't croak I'll give their little beady eyes a poke
And if those hairy lids won't blink, I'll sit for a thousand years and think
Of every fish that's in the sea and every bird that's in the sky
I'll turn to the corpse of god and cry, "I see a mansion in the sky!"
How many holes can a young buck fuck, if a young buck could fuck holes?
There's more to see in the cunt of a flea than in the darkness of your soul - I know
Who is who and what is what, what barks like a dog and quacks like a duck
When the lightning cracks and the wild wind blows you can stick that smell right up your nose
Damned if you do and damned if you don't, I hope those big lead boots can float
On the rivers of blood raised in a flood to wash these words right down your throat
Turn to the thing that's by your side, look into what you hope are eyes and cry
"I see a mansion in the sky!"