No Doubt

Haji was a punk just like any other boy
And he never had no trouble 'til he started up his Oi band
Safe in the garage or singing in the tub
'Til Haji went too far and he plugged in at the pub
'Twas a cold Christmas Eve when Trevor and the skins
Popped in for a pint and to nick a bag of crisps
Trevor liked the music but not the Unity
He unwound Haji's turban and he knocked him to his knees
If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He'd say
He'd say Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins
But Oi to the world and everybody wins
Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out thru the crowd
he said We'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed
Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet
Christmas day on the roof down at 20 Oxford Street
If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He'd say
He'd say Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins
But Oi to the world and everybody wins
On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones