Neurotic Outsiders

Tell me mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the sickest Sex Pistol of them all?
Is it Johnny Rotten? I don't know
I'd really like to ask him, but he drives me up the wall
Now take old Sidney Vicious, he's a clown
He'd turn his mother in for less than half a crown
But I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union
But I wish I had a union
I wish I had a union
Now take my mate, old Cookie, he's off his head
Just give him his Daily Mirror and a pint of Whatney's red